Last night, Josephine gave a commanding, defininitive wave of her hand to the telly, and the House of Representatives flipped from Red to Blue. She added a little flourish, and Virginia (spurred by the Boutwellian Vote Rampage) and Montana went Dem --- oh, we're all waiting for her to wake up and gesticulate meaningfully to the Voter Recount Boards, so we can really celebrate. Hooray! Turns out the Dems didn't need a policy to win after all ---just a magical cosmic baby with secret control over the halls of power!
I told Mike we should've named her President Buttercup!
Oh, and our little wunderkind has baby acne, too.
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Apologies to non-Democrats in the family. But Jojo is a lefty.
Though probably right handed. We'll see.
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